Britney Spears has fun rambling on Instagram
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Britney Spears Goes Catty After Unleashing Inner Animal

Once the queen of pop, today Britney Spears has become synonymous with the #FreeBritney movement and having an Instagram presence that is a bone of contention between her fans. 

Is she managing her Instagram herself? Is she being controlled? Does she need help? Heck, is she even alive?

The lyrics to her song "Hit Me Baby One More Time", have become the new reality for her fans who keep telling her "give me a sign", if she needs rescuing...

And now, after a series of bizarre posts, Spears seems to be showing some claws, here's the scoop...

Let's Begin With Pillow Talk

Britney Spears has fun rambling on Instagram
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A strange picture that, but even stranger was her sudden affection for what she called "her best friend" and the "object of her affections". Now you may start thinking of her BF, the ripped Sam Asghari, but sorry dude, no such luck.

Do you who she was talking about? Actually, it's rather "what" she was talking about. 

Here are Britney's own words, "My beautiful fluffy white pillow ... is a godsend to me in every which way and form 😂🙊😜 !!!!! But recently I decided to cheat on my pillow … I shopped online for a newer, better pillow 👀 ... but it came in the other day ... and IT’S HORRIBLE!!! I hate it ... so tonight when I go to bed, we meet again my beautiful lover pillow ... he knows how to hold me ..."

Here's some more wholesome weirdness by Brit...

Moving On To Her New Found Love For Catsuits

Britney Spears is fire in a metallic catsuit
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Britney might be finally moving on from midriff-baring crop tops to curve-accentuating catsuits because suddenly, her Instagram is full of brit being rather catty, in a fashionable way.

So here she is a latex green one, asking her fans, "I missed Halloween last year 🎃👻😱 …. Any ideas on who I should be this year ????"

Sweetly enough, it was Avril Lavigne who piped up with an option, "Hi Babe! I think you should dress up as me this year!!! And I’ll be you ;) xoxo 💋"

Wouldn't that be a riot? That body, tho! And you did notice the pink hair, right?

 

Cattier Version Of The Suit?

Britney Spears is fire in an animal print catsuit
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And then there is this, Britney in an animal-print catsuit, having fun with the caption, "Miss pussycat loves to bite 😬😼🐾... be careful ladies and gentlemen 😜😜😜 !!!!"

Enough for Snooki to send a fire emoji, and plenty of her 29.8 million Instagram fans to ogle and admire. 

The coolest thing about Brit, other than her weird sass, is her way to put everything in a positive light. Like when she recently said this, "I don’t know y’all but I’m thrilled to remind you all that although I've had some pretty tough times in my life ... I've had waaaayyyy more amazing times in my life".

Read more and scroll for Brit being her cattiest, yet!

 

In Competition For A Better Bod!

Britney Spears is fire in a tiny bikini
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No, contrary to what it looks like, Britney is not being arrested although her body should be deemed illegal in all states. But apparently, she felt a bit miffed with the fact that her BF's body, in her own words, is "hotter than hot". So she decided to get fiery as well and has now starting boxing to be in better shape, as long as she encounters no burgers anytime soon...

And Britney's latest post is a tad catty as well, although it's more aww than ouch!

Watch...

 

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